A few things I could write a book about

1. How to Get Over Some Dude That Was Your Boyfriend
2. How to Enjoy Gaining, Like, 400 Pounds
3. How to Take Really Unappetizing Photos of Food (Eating Greasy and Using Flash)

i love food more than health and money.

i've been eating a shit ton of awesome/expensive/fat-people food.

1. bacon at least 3 times/wk
2. beef jerky at least 4 times/wk
3. in-n-out once a week
4. sausages or hot dogs 5 times/wk
5. crawfish, dungeness crab, and oyster (sun.)
6. japanese BBQ meat meat meat meat (mon.)
7. pastrami sandwich and potato salad (tues.)

so if you run into me and i have more chins than usual you will know it is because i spent around $300 on all these food items in the last 2 weeks.

glazes

i can't sleep anymore hence blogging. tomorrow i might wake up at 5pm again. hopefully yes! no!

since vertebrate anatomy, i see food as muscles. muscles optimized for specific functions. practically a rewording of the course's full title. guess i learned something. so far, the something has been more distracting than useful... but the food muscles are at least still tasty. in fact, they are never not and will never be not tasty.

i listed a few of these food-as-muscles thoughts just now and realized that i was revealing myself to be nerdy and in a bad, trying-too-hard way. so no list.

tomorrow, i will wake up wanting to watch a movie at home. but i will end up doing other things instead. good nighttttt.................?