I used to be obsessed with The Hives brothers

(Photo courtesy of here.)

My right shoulder and foot are in pain as I type this.

Ben, Kelly, Zuhair and I went to LobsterFest on Saturday at noon. It was fun. It was delicious. And we ended up getting free tickets to the Eagles of Death Metal/The Hives tonight at the Grove in Anaheim. Dude was like,

-Are you guys Indie 103 listeners?
-Yeah! (Yeah?)
-Are you doing anything tomorrow night?
-Uh (skepticism from my end), no, why? What's going on?
-Do you guys like the Eagles of Death Metal? And The Hives?
-Yeah!

And then he just gave us tickets. Just like that. Because that's his job.

I was super excited! Zuhair loves EODM! I love The Hives! Or at least I did in high school!

So we went tonight! And I had so much fun!

So much that I made Zuhair go up front with me for part of The Hives' set!

And, immediately, some lame dude called Pelle and Zuhair both "faggots"!

So we left him!

And then Pelle took off his tie and threw it to where we were standing!

So me + Zuhair + 4-5 other big dudes grabbed it!

And Zuhair held on!

And I held on!

And I was like, "Fuck, this is shitty! My hands hurt!"

And Zuhair was like, "Fuck! My hands hurt, too!"

But since we were both holding on I thought, "Fuck it!"

And then to all the other dudes Zuhair and I said, "FUCK YOU GUYS, WE GOT IT!" But in a nice way. (Or not.)

But that didn't work so we all held on to that shit for an entire song! (It hurt.)

And by the end only one other dude was holding on.

Then some tiny little fucker next to us (who was not involved) started yelling at Zuhair about some bullshit. About how the other dude had grabbed the tie before Zu. And that Zu had knocked the other dude to the ground to get a hold of it.

(Asshole.)

Some other bullshit happened.

So the security guard came and settled it by cutting a piece of the tie for the other dude that held on (who was totally sweet and empathetic) and then gave the rest of it to Zuhair and I.

Glorious, unnecessary, and painful victory!!!!!

At this point I felt old and much like dying. But Zuhair and the bullshit dude continued to argue with each other until Zuhair decided to leave.

So we left.





If you know me, I am not one to Care or Do Things... But... That is the story of how I hurt myself to get the long end of Howlin' Pelle Almqvist's tie.

(It smells like sweat-drenched baby powder cologne.)

too legit dewitt <33

i don't know howwwwwwwwwwwwwww he did it but zuhair got me wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy into the dodgers. like. way.

can you even believe this? me (1) being a fan of a sport, (2) watching this sport on tv, and (3) yelling at the tv because the dodgers played terribly and the stupid mets and that stupid thing where martin's glove TOTALLY did not even touch dude's bat and how the heck did they hit all of their runs on 2 outs.

:( it's ok, dodgers.

my completely relevant thoughts:
-apparently i like my players really old (kent) or really young (dewitt)
-russell martin looks like a bear that i would hug
-juan pierre looks like a long version of randy from the wire
-if i was a popular professional baseball player, my hometown would not declare a month in my name
-i'm already dying for tomorrow's game--i hope kershaw kills it again!!

<3333333333333333333

old skoo' prince via this link.
please click for a very obvious outline of prince's weens.


i'm so obsessed. not with the weens. not even with the music. just prince.

he's everything i love about crazy successful famous people.
except he's STILL GOT IT.

i wishhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooooo badly that i could've seen him in his long-haired, unitard-wearing, bare-chested, custom guitar-playing days. HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

but he was no less sassy/saucy/spicy at coachella than i expected. FULL of balls-tickling fire. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... my weiner.


coachella set list:
-The Bird (performed by Morris Day)
-Jungle Love (performed by Morris Day)
-Glamorous Life (performed by Sheila E.)
-Instrumental Jam
-1999
-I Feel For U
-Controversy (with snippet of “Housequake”)
-Little Red Corvette
-Musicology
-Cream
-U Got the Look
-Shh
-Anotherloverholeinyourhead
-Creep (Radiohead cover)
[wardrobe change]
-The Arms of an Angel (Sarah McLachlan cover performed by backup singers)
-7 --> Come Together (Beatles Cover)
[encore]
-Purple Rain
-Let's Go Crazy

even though he doesn't play most of his JAM-jams anymore... nothing. don't care. purple rain. hot. hothothothothot.

my life is ridiculous

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
PRINCE.

seriously.

i was so close.

"take care of your glia"

http://stephamie.muxtape.com
http://stephamie.muxtape.com
http://stephamie.muxtape.com
http://stephamie.muxtape.com

i'm trying to make a muxtape but it is stressful and a sad reminder that i've been listening to the same 8 songs for the past 7 years. i hate music. i will finish it tomorrow.

fake friend fake friend!!!! i forgot about how alternate-universe-y and a little bit twilight zone-y it was to have a fake friend until i saw a photo of my fake friend earlier tonight.

things to look forward to in hot weather:
1. prince
2. bbqs
3. korean bbqs
4. tillamook beef jerky
5. dessert

OMG PRINCE AT COACHELLA

PRINCE.

PRINCE,
ANGELA.

PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wowoowowowowow

final tomorrow woooooo!
woooooooooo!!! ! !!

"functional anatomy of the vertebrates." i don't like it. i'm not concerned at all with developmental or anatomical or functional comparisons between the vertebrate classes.

i just want humans.

you need it

i don't want to sleep yet even though my eyes hurt from staring at this shitty monitor... hence going for my third post within an hour.

after the catwoman shoot, i spent some quality time today trying to convince bean that she needs prince in her life.

i was going to think and write more but

prince prince princeprince prince prince

!

princeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

clicklcickclclick for happiness

a small taste

friday night at pepito's:




the only thing i've done so far from my list is refill the fucking soap dispenser in my bathroom... blagghh.

i wish i had one of those $1,500 epson photo printers... with the 9 cartridges of ink that cost around $55 each... ok, not really.

they have three at the digital photo lab and they print reeeaaaal nice. but i came there too last minute today and did not get a chance to use them.

my feet are blistery and my legs are sore from "dancing all up on" people/things last night.


ATTN: i'm trying to get my sausage hands on a LOT of prince. i need him. please help.

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